As this episode opens, ImaNewbie has just received
some fantastic news. A scroll announcing that he has
been chosen to participate in Survivor! WooHoo!

Needless to say ImaNewbie rushes down to the docks to
meet with none other than "Jeffy Proboscis" the host
of Survivor. I just can't say enough about Jeffy. I mean
who wouldn't be impressed by his rumpled khaki look, that
perfect wind and weather-proof hairdo, that self-serving
smirk that says "gawd, I can't wait till the next Tribal
Council so I can pose and strut dramatically as I shatter
someone's hopes and dreams in front of millions of
people." ... but I digress.

If you are one of the seven people that did not spend
thirteen weeks glued to the box waiting for your next
Survivor fix, then you probably won't recognize the
characters in the next three frames. The rest of
the human race shouldn't have too much trouble.

Having met his fellow castaways, Ima boards the ship that will
take them to the mysterious island of Polo Tigger, or Boola
Boola or whatever the hell it was called. They have not long set
sail when Jeffy realizes he has made a terrible mistake. How
could that ever of happened?(too long in front of the mirror
preening when you should have been concentrating on the
logistics of the show, Jeffy?). Anyway, as it turns out Jeffy,
being a whiz at math, in addition to being poster boy for
"Rumpled, Rugged-Look Magazine", has just figured out that
when they divide into the Tacky and Pagoof tribes, seventeen
doesn't divide evenly. He quickly devises a plan.

*** Insert spellbinding Tribal Council Music here ***
Jeffy calls for the vote!

Well, you had to know that was going to happen. Anyway,
ImaNewbie sets out on a raft to find land. Will his
supplies hold out? Will he be rescued? Read on...