I was sitting at the computer the other day, brainstorming 'toon ideas, when all of a sudden I found myself trapped in a loop thinking about probably one of the most perennial problems in this game. One that with a little thinking on OSI's part does not have to exist at all. What is that? Well you may ask, dear readers. But of course I am talking about "the Housing Crisis". I mean is there anyone out there who truly enjoys zig-zagging their way through the endless maze of houses that make up a good part of the land surface of Britannia. I think not. So here is my solution. It started out as a gag but then the more I thought about it, the more I began to wonder why OSI had not come up with it YEARS ago. So without further ado I present:

ImaNewbie's Plan to End the Housing Crisis:
the Ethereal House

Ethereal House Specs.

Ethereal House Selection Menu

Ethereal House Advantages

Ethereal House Disdvantages/Limitations

Well, that's about it. And anyone at OSI, if you happen to be reading this, give it some thought. Done properly it could end the housing crisis, return the lands of Britannia to a more attractive state, give players the ability to own multiple houses, and hopefully cut down on the active server loads, reducing lag.

***IMPORTANT!*** Before you email me screaming "Who you calling a greedy bastard? ImaNewbie and the L.O.S.E.R.S. own a castle! What makes you so special?" think on this. The castle is part of ImaTown, a player run town comprising four guilds (the L.O.S.E.R.S., the D.O.R.K.S., The ImaTown Citizen's Guild, and the ImaTown Guards) comprising over a hundred members total and growing every day. The castle is open to the public, 24/7, has free crafting and training areas, a rune library and a rares museum, all freely accessible to anyone who cares to visit. So there! Please address all flames and complaints to our Public Relations Director, ImaBiteMe!, care of this newspaper :P

"Of course that's just my opinion ... I could be wrong."

later ... Tryon

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