- All spells increased 3 levels
- Fastest Attack
- Fast Block
- Knocks Target Back
- And it's backed by an Lifetime Warranty!
* gains to stats are maximums, actual gains may vary
**under normal use - some conditions apply
Heres how to order:
Enclose 19,999,999,995 gold in a plain brown envelope and address it to:
23 Ripoff Road
Order today and we will include these "three" valuable additional Diablo Accessories, ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!
The Amazing TryonCo Auto-Res - resurrects you automatically... great for people who can't get anyone to play with them.
The TryonCo Ear Replacement Kit - lifelike ear replacements attach in minutes...no-one will know you were PK'd.
Golden Greats from Diablo - all your favorite Diablo Hits in a deluxe two volume CD Set (original artists)including:
- Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Warriors - Willie Nelson
- Won'tcha Wear my Amulet Around Your Neck? - Elvis
- You Picked a Fine Time to Duel Me, Eugene - Kenny Rogers
- Sweet Level Sixteen - Chuck Berry
- I Get Res'd With a Little Help From My Friends - Joe Cocker
- Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Clan - the Beatles
- Whole Lotta Killin' Goin' On - Jerry Lee Lewis
- There Must Be 50 Ways to Kill a Newbie - Paul Simon
- plus 30 more....Act Now!!
Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery, not sold in stores, employees and friends of TryonCo not eligible, offer void where prohibited by law, California residents add 5%, must be over 18 to order, please include 1,999,999,995 gold to cover shipping and handling, limit one per household, no refunds/returns, not liable for self-inflicted injuries while using this product, do not operate under the influence of drugs or alcohol, may cause dizziness or nausea in legit players, wear safety glasses when using, keep out of direct sunlight, may contain dioxins, no animals were injured in the testing of this product ('cept a few acid spitters), shake well before using, contents may settle, contains at least 10% recycled weapons, not responsible for "duplicate item detected, destroying duplicate" messages, prolonged exposure may cause skin rash, 5% of the profits from this product goes to the 'Save the Balrogs Foundation', any resemblance to the famed 'Swiss Army Knife' is completely coincidental.
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